Last night I had the strangest dream. I sailed away to China … Wait, that wasn’t my dream! Oh, Matthew Wilder, you and your catchy lyrics will be in my head ALL day now. But seriously, last night I did have a strange dream–the third consecutive dream involving a guy I dated. And just as… Continue reading On moving on, for reals this time
1. It’s Monday. 2. Hormones. That is all. Also, who thought this was a good idea? I like kale. I like chocolate. But really? One more thing: is this not the most depressing photo ever? Like, National Geographic-worthy? I am way too salty for my own good right now.
Well hello there, lovelies. How nice of you to stop by! This (right here) is my new blog. Isn’t it shiny and pretty and effing fantastic? “It’s only one post!” you say? Point taken. But indulge me, please–I’m bloody excited! Now , if you guys are my real friends then you’re probably wondering, “But what… Continue reading Betcha always wanted to see my bedroom. Plus, welcome to my new blog!