Saturdays are for shiny pants

When I became single last February I did what any newly single girl should do: I bought the tightest pair of pleather pants I could shimmy into. You might be surprised to know, however, that there are really few places one can wear pleather pants. Wait, this is not surprising? Yeah, so clearly it wasn’t… Continue reading Saturdays are for shiny pants

Don’t be mad (’cause I’m doin’ me better than you doin’ you)

I have a confession to make: I’m addicted to crop tops. My collection is growing; I have six now, and I’m not stopping until I become known as the crazy old lady with the crop tops (eww, right?). So what prompted this love affair with mid-drift tops, you ask? Well, let me share with you.… Continue reading Don’t be mad (’cause I’m doin’ me better than you doin’ you)