This is eerily reminiscent of writing an online dating profile. Which obviously I’ve never done (obviously), because I’m, like, not socially awkward, and I totally meet people all over the place–whilst grocery shopping, grabbing my morning cuppa, picking my teeth in the tinted windows of parked cars …
My name is Amy, and this is my happy place. Feel free to have a look around. It can be your happy place, too–just make sure to take your shoes off, because leaving your shoes on in someone’s happy place is just plain rude.
One more thing.