That’s right, folks, it’s my birthday … well kind of. See today is the day that I am 10,000 days old.
That’s a lot of days!
Now, I know what you’re probably thinking: “So, like, do I have to buy you a gift?” And the answer is: only if you really, really love me. How’s that for guilt?
But what do you buy someone on their 10,000th day? Here’s a few ideas.
-a walker. I kid, I kid.
-10,000 Canadian dollars (I can hope, right?)
-a ticket to go skydiving
-10,000 American dollars (see what I did there?)
-blowfish, as a meal I mean
-a full-day spa treatment
-Silly Putty, because that stuff has no age limit
If you want to know how many days old you are, visit Wolfram Alpha and type in your exact date of birth. Hell, if you also include the city you were born in, it will even tell you what the weather was like. So cool!